Wednesday, February 28, 2007

WORDPLAY WEDNESDAY: Daffy Definitions


I have lists of definitions in two of my joke books (PET JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU HOWL and GREATEST GOOFIEST JOKES). These are silly, new definitions for traditional words. I thought today’s Wordplay Wednesday would follow that thought.

Here are some examples:

Cattails: What kittens like to hear at bedtime.
Deface: De thing at de front of de head.
Albeit: What a redneck says when he wants a turn at playing tag.

It's that simple (or should I say simple-minded?). Care to share your own Daffy Definition?

Friday, February 23, 2007

Much Ado About a Dog Scrotum

I’m a bit late in posting something about the recent debate over Susan Patron’s Newbery-winning novel, THE HIGHER POWER OF LUCKY, but since the controversy still rages on...

Admittedly, I haven’t read the book yet—I’m number six on my local library’s waiting list, but I’ve gleaned enough information to say that, IMHO, this entire thing seems a bit nuts (no pun intended).

The anatomical term—scrotum—is used on the first page of the novel. Apparently, it is not used in a vulgar context; it’s in reference to a dog being bitten on the scrotum by a rattlesnake (the image of the poor suffering dog should warrant more distress than reading the word “scrotum”). I simply do not see why this is an issue with some folks. Do they object to the use of all anatomical terms in children’s books as well? How would they handle a reference to a mother who is breast-feeding? There’s nothing more natural than that, but dare an author use the word “breast”?

The other irony I find is that the people who are objecting the loudest to the use of the term are some librarians, who find it their duty to control what goes into their libraries and hence, what children read. Ahem...the American Library Association gives the Newbery Award. Shall I say it again? The American LIBRARY Association. This makes as much sense as a librarian holding in one hand a lit torch to a pile of banned books and holding a fire extinguisher in the other hand.

However, if you want to rile up a group of kid-lit folks, this is the way. This treads beyond a dog’s nether regions, it goes to censorship issues and if one really wants to push the argument, the whole religious right movement that’s occurred in our country for the past six years. And one thing about Americans—we love our First Amendment rights and we love a good debate. No matter who gets bit in the scrotum!

I hope Ms. Patron, a writer AND librarian, benefits from this with thousands of additional book sales. She deserves it—after all, she did write a Newbery Award winner—and that’s far more important than one little word.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Wednesday Wordplay: Worst Title for a Children's Book


While I’ve enjoy having a blog and sharing my thoughts (okay, ramblings) with the one or two people who read this (one of them likely being my mother), I’ve decided to give myself some structure with it (after all, I am one of those “organized” types).


Inspired by my love of goofiness, I’m deeming every Wednesday to be WORDPLAY WEDNESDAY on my blog. I can’t play an instrument, I can’t play sports, but I CAN play with words. I mean, what else does one do while waiting in line at the P.O. or spending hours waiting at the doctor’s office?


Variations will be many—sometimes a question, a definition, a list, whatever strikes my fancy (after all, it is my blog). I welcome you to join me, as I would suspect that you like playing with words as well.


So—to start things off, here is my first Wednesday Wordplay question: What is the worst title for a children’s book? Here’s one to start: How to Cope When You Are the Reason Your Parents Divorced.


Any wordsmiths out there who'd like to join the fun? What's your worst title for a children's book?

Monday, February 19, 2007

Books to Snuggle Up With

It’s a rainy Monday morning in the California desert. A welcome break from our clear cerulean skies. Weather like this takes me back to my childhood in Seattle. I spent many days there snuggled down with a good book. With this on my mind, it occurred to me that I don’t have list of my favorite books on my blog. As my writer friend says, “Bad writer! Bad writer! No writing kibbles for you!” I knew I had to remedy the situation.

I’ve composed three lists of my favorite children’s books (on the right, scroll down). Some are old, some are new, some are borrowed, but none makes me blue.

Enjoy!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Benefits of Blogging


Ahh...Saturday morning. A time for leisure and warming into the day. Well, for most people. Two days ago, my husband and I adopted another kitten (CocoaPuff’s brother). Now I have two kittens waking me up at 5:30 AM. So, after this morning’s wake-up call (or should I say purr), I did what any self-respecting writer would do--I got up, threw some kibbles in their food bowl, tossed a toy their way, then booted up my computer so I could work on my novel. It’s all about opportunity, right folks? Grab that writing time when you can (although I admit the wee dark hours of morning are my favorite time to write).


After writing, I treated myself to some "blog time." I just finished reading a few and was reminded of something Greg Pincus said on the subject. “Blogging is like attending an SCBWI conference from your home.” A wise man, that Gregory K.!


Reading other blogs doesn’t take that much time, but it puts me in touch with other kid-lit folks on many levels-- emotional, personal, professional and business. I feel like I’m not alone. I learn how other writers deal with things. I see a more personal side of editors and agents. In essence, it's another way to connect me to the humanity of writing. Just like attending a conference. Only this happens as often as I choose, and I get to wear my bunny slippers and jammies!


So, the next time you warm into your day, read a blog or two or three! It’s a great way to start your morning.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's Day Silly Poems

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, I’d like to post two poems:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What a cheap way
to break up with you.

Okay, now for real:

Roses are red,
So is my dog,
Enough of this nonsense,
Time to go blog.

I welcome all creative and oh-so-corny poets to join me. And for all poetry lovers, visit Greg Pincus at "Gottabook" every Friday.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Valentine's Day Silly Poems

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, I’d like to post two poems:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What a cheap way
to break up with you.

Okay, now for real:

Roses are red,
So is my dog,
Enough of this nonsense,
Time to go blog.

I welcome all creative and oh-so-corny poets to join me. And for all poetry lovers, visit Greg Pincus at "Gottabook" every Friday.
Happy Valentine’s Day!