
When I was a Montessori teacher, my kindergarten students loved the knock-knock joke about the banana:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What was so funny though, was that they'd never get to the orange part. The kids would double over in laughter at the thought of a banana knocking on the door. Who needs a punchline with these kids? But then a year passes, and suddenly, kids start to "get" jokes.
On that note, I’d like to share some (unaltered) jokes that students recently gave me while I was visiting elementary schools.
What part of the chicken is the most musical?
The drumstick (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha).
Where did the pig like to drive?
Weaner Schnitchel!!!!!
What did the pig like to drive?
A ham-burghini (ha!)
What is a teacher’s favorite food?
Paste.
Why was the broccoli embarrassed?
Because he saw the ranch dressing.
Very funny, very cute! Keep it up, kids!