Why can't dogs dance?
They have two left feet.
How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
These are just a couple of jokes from PET JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU HOWL! co-authored by Ruth Musgrave and yours truly. If you'd like a chance to win an autographed copy of this or any of my other joke books, send me your best original joke for my "Belly Laughs on the Blog" joke contest (as simple as adding a comment to this post).
Scroll down to last Friday's post for contest details.
Deadline is May 1--so pull out that feather and start tickling your funny bone!