Here are a couple of funny jokes (okay--funny to me, and please bear with me if you’ve already heard them).
How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to unscrew the old bulb and another other one to write it a rejection letter.
A hundred children’s book illustrators walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve children’s book illustrators.”
The illustrators said, “Are you trying to give us the brush-off?”
A hundred young adult writers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve young adult writers here.”
The writers said, “Word!”
No cyber tomato throwing, please! Would you like to share a joke of your own? Please do so with a comment. After all, we're heading into National Humor Month this weekend!